Conversations with a 2 year old

Me: "Let's get you in your car seat."
Brennan: "No, ME do it!" (gotta love being 2!)
Me: "Fine, you do it, but we need to hurry."
Brennan: ...taking his sweet time getting up into the seat...
Me: "Okay, B, we gotta hurry, Mommy needs to go to work" (finally in his seat, while I am buckling him
Brennan: "But, Mama, if you go to work, who is going to drive the car?"
Me: "Well, you are!"
Brennan: "I, not big enough to drive, might crash."
Me: "Oh, okay, I guess I can drive today then." (close his door and walk around to the front)
Brennan: laughing, making car noises...."Me driving, Mama!!!!.....CRASH, Uh-Oh!"
Me: laughing...."Guess Mommy should drive, huh?"
Brennan: "Yes, please!"

Lots of love,
The Grady's